doiche

What comes up when someone tries to type "Douche" but makes a typo, therefore typing "Doiche". Doiche pwns douche in every single way.
Joey: Raf is so annoying!

Jack: I know, he's SUCH a doiche.
by MrExtreme January 20, 2008
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doich

The best protein/healthy cookie in the entire world
Can I get a doich?!
by anonymous fan September 09, 2021
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Doich

Wife- honey, here’s your beer
Husband- DOICH!
by anonymous fan September 09, 2021
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Spike the doich

To smoke weed subtly. “Spike” meaning smoke, “doich” meaning weed
You want to meet up later and spike the doich *wink wink*
by Staarbucks June 18, 2022
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