doich

The best protein/healthy cookie in the entire world

Can I get a doich?!

by anonymous fan September 9, 2021

doiche

What comes up when someone tries to type "Douche" but makes a typo, therefore typing "Doiche". Doiche pwns douche in every single way.

Joey: Raf is so annoying!

Jack: I know, he's SUCH a doiche.

by MrExtreme January 20, 2008

Doich

A way to express happiness

Wife- honey, here’s your beer
Husband- DOICH!

by anonymous fan September 9, 2021

Spike the doich

To smoke weed subtly. “Spike” meaning smoke, “doich” meaning weed

You want to meet up later and spike the doich *wink wink*

by Staarbucks June 18, 2022