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When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
Dog Toy by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017
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dog chew toy

an act of showing one's testicles by pulling them up over one's boxers, shorts, etc. and leaving them there to hang and parade them around to people. Thus, with only the testicles showing, and the lack of blood flow to the scrotum, they actually look like a dog chew toy.
"i whipped out the dog chew toy on my sleeping roomate after slapping him in the face."
dog chew toy by bigpeaks420 September 9, 2006

Dog Toyed 

Dude, you look dog toyed, get some sleep and a shave

dog toys 

Chewing item that is made of either plush or plastic for animals to chew on
dog toys by lunar shadows December 30, 2004