n. Self- pity of single people triggered by public displays of affection online or offline. These single people comedically refer to themselves as “Single dogs”.
The way this couple began flirting with each other and ignoring me made me feel as if I was being force fed dog food. Don’t they realize I’m a single dog!?
by Matt GN July 09, 2020
by clarky-05 April 10, 2005
1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.
"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."
Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.
"Wtf, false advertising."
Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.
by Cem September 27, 2004
by yellowbusdriver March 06, 2006
I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.
by CharlieUniformNovemberTango October 01, 2018
Alternate form of dogfood. Refers to the practice of expecting software developers to use the products they produce.
by obbyyoyo May 02, 2005
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