A guy who can't get good at anything, he will try many different games but will always be the worst. He is also an extremely dangerous predator and fucking gay. He keeps sex slaves in his basement to have his way with everytime he gets frustrated. On a good day, he will use oil and finish within six or seven pounds. However, in a bad day he will go balls down without using any sort of lubricant and won't stop till after the victim passes out.
That guy is such a dodz, he can't play anything.
You don't want to anger the dodz.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'