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nose hairs that protrude like doctor octopus tentacles
wow did you see joe's doc ock's? he really needs to trim those things in his nose.
Doc Ock by master-blaster February 20, 2009
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(Noun, Verb) When a girl gets penetrated in 6 different orifices in her body by 6 different guys. Refers to the infamous tentacled character from the Spiderman comic books.
This morning was the worst. I woke up with every part of my body sore! I think I must have gotten doc-ocked last night!

Every hole in my body is huge so I'm perfect for a doc ock. I guess I better watch out.

-"Wanna doc ock me?"
-"Yeah, let me call up the guys"
Doc Ock by Dr. Octopus 69 January 14, 2010
Abbreviated slang for ‘occupational physician’.
Called in sick the other day. My boss doesn’t trust me, so now I have to visit Doc Ock to have my symptoms checked.
Doc Ock by Laquatus October 16, 2023

doc no ock 

"Bro that meme of doc no ock was so funny hahaha"
doc no ock by joeygotglow April 20, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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