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Autistic, but also very good at the old 'rushing mid' and then complaining to the rest of the team.

Love you <3
Dize by Jcb2951 August 9, 2017
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chunkavle dize 

A non-specific, ideal quantity or duration that feels "just right" for a given situation, often implying a sense of comfort, efficiency, or satisfaction
I just need a chunkavle dize of peace and quiet right now
chunkavle dize by SinLucidious June 30, 2025
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JERI dizel? 

Fraza koju Steve BiTurbo koristi, kako bi nervirao ljude oko sebe, na Instagramu, Fejsu, Twitteru, Myspaceu.
A: Ej vidi onu M5 baš dobro izgleda!
S: *Spušta prozor* : Izvinite, JERI dizel?
A: Zašto si toliki idiot?
JERI dizel? by stevebiturbo March 9, 2019
An obese llama fucker.
"Hey, mama! Look at that stupid dizee."
dizee by moo1 August 10, 2003
Yet another example of a packet kiddie who truly believes he has the right to tell people what to do, and nobody is allowed to bad mouth him. Everyone knows that he is not the gangster he thinks he is. Let's face it, anyone who knows HOW to packet is bound to be some sort of computer nerd. I mean, go up to some real drug abusing gangster on the streets of London or New Your etc, and ask them what an "IP" is - You'll get a broken nose.
dizee needs to grow a penis, and get a life.
dizee by DALnetSupporter February 22, 2003
Go on to Yahoo IM and type 8-) that's dizee.
dizee by wang March 14, 2003
YASKWAB: Yet another script kiddie with a botnet. He's racist, annoying as hell, and he lacks the ability to understand multisyllabic words. He can't seem to back up the 2gb/s packetings he threatens people with, either.
Grow up, dizee.
dizee by afroface October 5, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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