Disgruntled pirate 

to ejaculate in ones eye and thier reaction is to put their hand over the eye and scream "YAR!!!!!";

See Pookey-Tim

"She was going down on me and I pulled out and gave her the disgruntled pirate"

Disgruntled pirate by Spunk Masta flex October 16, 2004

Disgruntled Engineer 

A person who claims to be a mad scientist, but is actually better at inventing things. Usually derogatory in the scientific community.

Have you heard of Dr. Insano, the famous mad scientist?

Nah, he's not a mad scientist, just a disgruntled engineer. He doesn't even use proper testing methods!

Disgruntled Engineer by Xeretsym February 7, 2010

derriere disgruntled

The fancy way of saying butthurt.

Gina got all derriere disgruntled because Matt didn't ask her to the dance.

derriere disgruntled by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

disgruntled 

A person who is in a state of unhappiness; usually unhappy with their current lifestyle. Can also represent an individualwho generally thinks everything sucks. Note the elderly woman reading a newspaper in Queen's 'I Want to Break Free' video for a clear example.

Everything sucks - random disgruntled person

disgruntled by freddie January 5, 2005

Disgruntled Rhinoceros 

The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.

Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"

Dude 2: "Why?"

Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"

Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"

Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"

Dude 2: "So worth it"

Disgruntled Rhinoceros by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009

Disgruntled Goat 

An extremely short-lived character on Itchy and Scratchy segments on the long-running animated sitcom, the Simpsons.

Remember when Disgruntled Goat was on Itchy and Scratchy? He was with many other hilarious characters!

Disgruntled Goat by Seshie January 9, 2009

disgruntled smoke tornado 

The image that appears over a cartoon character's head when flustered, flummoxed, or angered, normally by an opponent that has just foiled his or her plans. In the human world, a DST can only be imagined, but it is often sensed.

Did you see Gloria's disgruntled smoke tornado when the boss asked her for a status update on that project for the third time this morning?

disgruntled smoke tornado by TrE3333 October 27, 2010