Dirty Weston

When a man with a below average and extremely hairy penis has sex with a woman while he is extremely intoxicated only to find out the next morning that they're in fact a man and they were just bamboozled into having sex with a man despite them being mostly straight.

Man I was so hammered last night I can't believe I pulled a dirty Weston

by Aaaannnddrew October 27, 2020

Dirty Westen

a dirty westen is when a man has nit had sex in many moons therefore he results to men and or vacuums.

man i feel so bad for my friend he just had a dirty westen

by ZYNfant March 23, 2024

dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017