Skip to main content

Dirty Thunder

The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.
1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.

2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
by C.B. Radio August 17, 2010
mugGet the Dirty Thunder mug.

Dirty thunder from down under

When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you fart so hard that she feels the vibration of the fart off the head of your dick
I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a dirty thunder from down under , she felt it and laughed
by Dr. Pain April 15, 2020
mugGet the Dirty thunder from down under mug.

dirty thunderstorm

This requires some moral fortitude to successfully pull off. If you don't REALLY want to do it, you straight up won't. This is an act of breaking up or ensuring that the girl/guy you do this to NEVER calls you again.

1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.

2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.

3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.

4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.

5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)

6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.

7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.

8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.

TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?

Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?

Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!

Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
by keifer jennings May 20, 2008
mugGet the dirty thunderstorm mug.

Dirty Thunderstorm

A "dirty thunderstorm" is a type of sexual act in which someone sharts after having had their asshole jizzed in - preferably onto their partner's face.
"Man, things got crazy last night between Beth and me...she had a dirty thunderstorm after I came in her butt."
by MrHegemony October 18, 2008
mugGet the Dirty Thunderstorm mug.

Dirty Thunderbutt

The art of buttfucking a black nigga with viagra.
by Real_Bloodshit420 January 23, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Thunderbutt mug.

dirty thunderstorm

When you want to break up with someone, this after-coitus act will ensure its done:
after intercourse, while they are sleeping (keep in mind this is at their place), take a bunch of fecal matter and place it on the fan above this person. It works better if the fecal matter is wet, but if it is dry, simply wet the fanblade.
In the final stage, after spreading the feces and moving yourself and your items out of the way, flick the light on and off and turn on the fan.
Scream "THUNDERSTORM!" and get the hell out of there.
Sprinkles of fecal matter will be ALL over your exes belongings, thus making a clean break.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?

Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?

Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!

Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
mugGet the dirty thunderstorm mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email