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Dirty Salad Bar 

When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.
(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)

"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
Dirty Salad Bar by Meehoobee November 30, 2009

Dirty Pepper Salad 

To attempt a Dirty Pepper Salad one needs to have a "dirty girl", a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, and an appetite for anal destruction.

First you need to apply the Tabasco Sauce to the dirty girls asshole (its best for the girl to be drunk at this point to avoid a violent struggle). After the Tabasco Sauce is applied liberally, go to town tossing that Dirty Pepper Salad.

Caution: Do not go near a Dirty Pepper Salad with your wiener, if wiener contact is unavoidable, don't be a fool wrap your tool.

The Dirty Pepper Salad has also been called the "Spicy Brown Eye" and in China it has been called "General Tso's Dirty Nephew".
Mary: "Why do you have that Tabasco Sauce?"

Buck: "I like my Dirty Pepper Salad nice and HOT!"

dirty fruit salad 

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

Dirty Caesar Salad 

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

Dirt Salad 

Used to describe something you find to be "cool" meaning the same as;"sick" or "awesome".
That was dirt salad man.

This pie is dirt salad.
Dirt Salad by littlecbigC November 2, 2008

mexican dirt salad

Typically a fetish act started in the small mexican coastal village of burritoholafajita where a man shoves dirt in a womens vagina and then has intercourse with her. It is also a rite of passage for the uneducated.
Dude, mexican dirt salad are not as much fun as they sound