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Dirty Pinwheel 

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.
After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.
Dirty Pinwheel by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019
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dirty pinwheel 

someone who inserts a fidget spinner in their rectum for sexual pleasure.
"what are you doing tonight?" "oh nothing just dirty pinwheeling".
dirty pinwheel by blakz420 May 18, 2017

Dirty Pinwheel 

The Dirty Pinwheel is when you take one of those fidget spinners stick it up your ass and upon removing it, give it a spin so that the shit flies off of it.
My buddy's girlfriend left him after she got pink eye from the dirty pinwheel he gave her last week.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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