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pinwheeling 

When sick with the stomach flu, pinwheeling is the unfortunate act of simultaneously projectile vomiting out one end while shooting explosive diarrhea out the other. So named for its resemblance to a pinwheel firework, which emits a strong stream of sparks in opposite directions in order to spin.
"Wow, I haven't been that sick in years. I was in the bathroom all night; at one point I was pinwheeling..."
pinwheeling by wordsmithjim April 14, 2014
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pinwheeling 

The act of twirling your boner out the sun roof of a moving vehicle to elicit interest from the opposite sex.
guy #1 Dude, did you see that fox?

guy #2 I'll bet if we excercise some pinwheeling, we'll get her attention.

guy #3 I think you're right
pinwheeling by Job Pilson August 7, 2008
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pinwheeling 

When using a Mac and your cursor become an infinitely spinning pinwheel. Often occurring when a programme crashes or when too many applications are opened/being opened at once.
While opening my Adobe software and watching videos online at the same time I was hypnotized by Mac's colourful pinwheel.

I was pinwheeling when I overloaded my Mac with processes.
pinwheeling by CyborgElete January 3, 2009

pinwheeling 

the act of rapidly spinning your penis while taking a piss.
i totally just went pinwheeling in your bathroom.
pinwheeling by xSpAnKx MaNiiAc January 2, 2011

pinwheeling 

A unfortunate side effect of being rather ill, and your body evacuates from both exits.
Dude, after eating that burger I was pinwheeling for a night.
pinwheeling by L. Duderino May 14, 2008

Pinwheelism 

The art of being prejudiced towards a pinwheel.

As in color, shape, size, way of spinning, et cetera.
"Gosh sally! You are such a pinwheelist!"

I hate that pinwheelism, you know, the pinwheels deserve a chance.
Pinwheelism by Karizzle Plizzle November 22, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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