Top definition
A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.
'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'
by Chris Ditch May 03, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Dirty Michael mug for your boyfriend Abdul.
Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
Get the mug
Get a double texting mug for your brother Manafort.
2
A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.
That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.
by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020
Get the merch
Get the Dirty Michael neck gaiter and mug.
3
A small cocked man with a bad attitude. Shits all over his ex and smears it in the persons face (usually called P****). Then goes back and fists her for a slice of pepperoni pizza.
Dirtymichael uses p**** For money, places to sleep and social benefits.
by Lloyalbitch August 21, 2019
Get the merch
Get the dirtymichael neck gaiter and mug.
4
the act of getting turned on by nonconsensual sex
damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party

yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!
by emogorl420 May 24, 2020
Get the mug
Get a dirty michael mug for your mother-in-law Larisa.