Dirty Michael 

A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.

'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'

Dirty Michael by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010

Dirty Michael 

A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.

That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.

Dirty Michael by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020

Dirty Michael 

When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.

Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao

Dirty Michael by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022

Dirty Michael 

When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis

Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off

Dirty Michael by Tractorchute10 May 16, 2021

dirty michael 

the act of getting turned on by nonconsensual sex

damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party

yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!

dirty michael by emogorl420 May 24, 2020

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

dirty michael jackson by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021

Dirty Michael Hill 

Dr. Pepper and whiskey on the rocks. Named in honor of the illustrious J. Michael Hill, always near to every Pepper’s heart.

Bartender! Dirty Michael Hill, stat. HEAVY on the ice. I don’t want to have to berate you in front of my kids!

Dirty Michael Hill by Pepper Phanatic August 20, 2022