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Dirty McRib

You gather your friends around and playfully convince them to hand cuff each other in a circle. You privately fill ur bladder with your favorite hard alcohol, by stretching your piss hole around the bottle. After. That you mash a McRib sandwich and shove it in ur ass.Then you enter the room and the circle dressed as a futuristic rodeo clown, and point a gun in their faces and make them drink the alcohol from ur stretched out piss hole while they r blind folded. Once they are drunk you put a quarter stick of dynamite in your loosened piss hole, with a long wick . Then you take turns forcing them at gun point to pleasure you uncontrollably until whoever has the most dick parts on them when the dynamite explodes. Then as ur anus relaxes from exploding your genitals. The prized dirty McRib is awaiting the winner.
Shall we Dirty McRib at church today.
Dirty McRib by BadbitchBobby September 4, 2022
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Dirty McRib

You gather your friends around and playfully convince them to hand cuff each other in a circle. You privately fill ur bladder with your favorite hard alcohol, by stretching your piss hole around the bottle. After. That you mash a McRib sandwich and shove it in ur ass.Then you enter the room and the circle dressed as a futuristic rodeo clown, and point a gun in their faces and make them drink the alcohol from ur stretched out piss hole while they r blind folded. Once they are drunk you put a quarter stick of dynamite in your loosened piss hole, with a long wick . Then you take turns forcing them at gun point to pleasure you uncontrollably until whoever has the most dick parts on them when the dynamite explodes. Then as ur anus relaxes from exploding your genitals. The prized dirty McRib is awaiting the winner.
Shall we Dirty McRib at church today.
Dirty McRib by BadbitchBobby September 4, 2022

Dirty Meribel 

When a freaky hot girl wakes you up during a midnight thunderstorm and makes you masturbate with her in front of an open window.
I stayed overnight with a girl I met online and about 2am when it started to storm she woke me up, opened the curtains and asked for a dirty Meribel.
Dirty Meribel by RareBearU June 21, 2020

Dirty Maribel

A dirty maribel is when two woman are on there periods. One of the women go down on The Other Woman. After she is done and the other girl cums. She takes the blood and cum in her mouth and spits it in her face.
After we left the club she wanted to do the dirty maribel. Never again.
Dirty Maribel by Fuckmesideways4694 February 25, 2019
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