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Dirty Liam 

The Dirty Liam is when you get a hard on in public by looking or doing the simplest thing e.g hand holding or looking at a woman.
'' I can't believe you got a dirty Liam just from talking to that chick''
Dirty Liam by BadSanta121 August 22, 2019
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Dirty Liam 

Sitting on the crapper doing the business while the bitch is polishing you off, whilst 10 other hot chicks chant your name outside the toilet door.
Liam was having a shit getting a blow job, and just found out he had a winner in race 9. "Fuck I love the Dirty Liam"
Dirty Liam by Stewart Vandeblerter September 4, 2006

Dirty Liam 

A sad low life cunt who gets no women and has a three way train with his brother and dad and is always in the middle and loves it
Liams dad came home from work and said he wants to do a dirty Liam
Dirty Liam by Liam McGrath November 22, 2021

Dirty Liam 

The Act of performing disgusting oral sex on your gay Swedish partner while popping wheelies in your hello kitty wheelchair until completion.
Man I can't wait to go to Sweden to perform a Dirty Liam

Dirty Liampoo 

When a human being proceeds to shit in others mouth while getting blow jobbed by a person name Liam or preferably iLiamBoo. While tyhe otyher human being is cumming the inside of the rectum id pulled inside out by the man named liam.
Holy shit did u see liam do that Dirty Liampoo to sami and greg that was crazy. "This quote from the play Hamlet, “To be, or not to be? That is the question—Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And, by opposing, end them?” The idea of whether is it better to live or to die"
Dirty Liampoo by ligmaballs9000tron February 24, 2022

dirtyliam 

A love for one girl only with the initials NH born around the fall an month of Halloween they were meant to be with one another as the souls are forever tied
Man that dude is dirtyLiam for her.
dirtyliam by JesusSoulfulLove June 13, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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