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DIRTY LELAND 

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When you having sex with a black man and you shove your thumb in his ass and he farts, causing the fart to be blocked inside and marinates your thumb in fart juice. Then you make the blackman blow on your thumb until he pops a blood vessel causing a high.
When your'e out of smokes just try a DIRTY LELAND.
DIRTY LELAND by lelagdgh March 20, 2023
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Dirty Leland 

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A guy who’s friends hide in his closet and come out at night to peg him
Matt loves loves it when we dirty Leland him
Dirty Leland by Moisty Woisty September 1, 2021
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dirty levander

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A dirty levander is when you beat yo meat while eating cat food
Dawg, tha otha day i straight hit a dirty levander!
dirty levander by Scobudubu September 8, 2020
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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