Dirty Juan

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The Puerto Rican version of the Dirty Sanchez, when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache. could also be defined as when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip.

Laura was pissed and yelled at Manuel "don't ever give me a dirty Sanchez again", and Manuel replied I am Puerto Rican bitch, that was a Dirty Juan!

Dirty Juan by laukerp August 3, 2009

Words you can keep

Dirty Juan

The act of forcibly taking an unwilling participant to a secluded location by threat of force, performing anal sex on the unwilling participant and then forcibly making participant perform oral sex. Also called ass to mouth or ATM.

Richard was in his backyard when a stranger forced him into his garage and gave him a dirty Juan.

Dirty Juan by ripcord237 August 31, 2011

Dirty Juan

In baseball, attacking a baseman by purposefully sliding into them when running between or stealing bases.

Bautista pulled a Dirty Juan attempting to disrupt that double play.

Dirty Juan by channelmaniac May 17, 2016

Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.

Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.

Dirty Juan Valdez by Glowsand December 17, 2010

Dirty Juan Valdez

When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous Hot Carland Dirty Sanchez and similar to theGolden Shower.

Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!

Dirty Juan Valdez by Dr. Switch October 24, 2004

double dirty juan pierre

You tak the poop of your butt and draw half a french curly mustache then the poop of her butt and draw the other half

She smelled after i gave her a double dirty juan pierre

double dirty juan pierre by Daniel Wiener 59 November 19, 2007

Dirty Juandom

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet

She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet

Dirty Juandom by Lmj June 18, 2013

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026