Dirty Juan 

The Puerto Rican version of the Dirty Sanchez, when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache. could also be defined as when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip.

Laura was pissed and yelled at Manuel "don't ever give me a dirty Sanchez again", and Manuel replied I am Puerto Rican bitch, that was a Dirty Juan!

Dirty Juan by laukerp August 3, 2009

Dirty Juan 

The act of forcibly taking an unwilling participant to a secluded location by threat of force, performing anal sex on the unwilling participant and then forcibly making participant perform oral sex. Also called ass to mouth or ATM.

Richard was in his backyard when a stranger forced him into his garage and gave him a dirty Juan.

Dirty Juan by ripcord237 August 31, 2011

Dirty Juan 

In baseball, attacking a baseman by purposefully sliding into them when running between or stealing bases.

Bautista pulled a Dirty Juan attempting to disrupt that double play.

Dirty Juan by channelmaniac May 17, 2016

Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.

Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.

Dirty Juan Valdez by Glowsand December 17, 2010

Dirty Juan Valdez

When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous Hot Carland Dirty Sanchez and similar to theGolden Shower.

Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!

Dirty Juan Valdez by Dr. Switch October 24, 2004

double dirty juan pierre 

You tak the poop of your butt and draw half a french curly mustache then the poop of her butt and draw the other half

She smelled after i gave her a double dirty juan pierre

double dirty juan pierre by Daniel Wiener 59 November 19, 2007

Dirty Juandom 

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet

She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet

Dirty Juandom by Lmj June 18, 2013