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Dirty Irishman 

An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Irishamn is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.
My girlfriend didn't didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty Irishman. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.
Dirty Irishman by Boss Horndawg January 12, 2009
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dirty irishman 

A racist slang term. A variation of felching, in which the man retains the semen in his mouth, then transfers it to the woman's mouth. She then swallows the mixture of saliva, semen, and anal fluid.

Origin: the idea that the Irish will eat anything when drunk, and that Irish women always do what their men tell them to do.
She's so sick, she begs guys to do the dirty irishman with her until she pukes up crap and cum.
dirty irishman by biggdawgg August 20, 2009

Dirty Irishman 

When a man shaved his pubic hair and puts it on top of a costa caramel latte and proceeds to pour baileys liquor into the coffee and then gives the hot beverage to his wife to enjoy.
Wife: I’m so thirsty.

Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.

Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!
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