When you use up an entire box of Kleenex a day, from spaffing constantly
He can’t stop rubbing his nub, he’s always off for a dirty shrigney bean. His mother won’t buy boxes of tissues for the house any more
by OEFFL May 18, 2020
Get the Dirty shrigney bean mug.
Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean
by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021
Get the Dirty Jelly Bean mug.
A lovely young lady that loves attention seeking and getting slutted out with nothing in return !
Ayeee bruvah did you knock that dirty bean down from the club last night
by Shuge dollaz January 13, 2023
Get the Dirty bean mug.