dirt track

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'

by shpannah September 7, 2006

dirt track

to shove it up the bum bum instead of the pee pee when there on the blob

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

by dave February 15, 2005

dirt track

anal passage, butt hole

Eddie finger blasted his dirt track.

by chetdawson February 13, 2004

Dirt Track

A rather degrading term for homosexual intercourse. Used mainly by idiotic schoolboys and the likes.

"Did you hear?"
"No, what?"
"Nathan had Jak up the Dirt Track!"

by Daiz June 25, 2005

dirt track racing

It means racing but on dirt

Dude let's go dirt track racing

by Dirty racer January 8, 2015

dirt track rider

a shit stabber, someone who takes it up the khyber, a fanatical bowler who uses the cadbury alley, mr mercury was one! dig?

the geezer likes to ride a dirt track track on occasion.

by mr_rider March 24, 2004

Dirt Track Rider

To shove ones pork sword up another’s anus. This often results in dirt accumulation under the male mud flaps.

You should have seen me ride Mandy’s Dirt Track last night. She loved it and I think I got some peanuts and sultanas caught under my mud flaps. I am appearing on the cover of next month’s Dirt Track Rider.

by Uncle Hilly May 6, 2011