A clan on the game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on Xbox Live. A successful yet ignorant group of gamers often known as D.I. for short.
"Hey how long were you playing COD 4 last night?"
"A couple of hours, but i got off when some Diplomatic Immunity members started trash talking me."
by Cod4 fan May 23, 2009
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"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
by An Interested Party August 14, 2009
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A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.

Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.

The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.

Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.

Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
"THE DEAL HAS GONE SOUR! CAP 'EM ALL! DIPLOMATIC COUNTER-STRIKE NEVER WORKS"
by Paddy O'Mally July 19, 2008
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4th Generation style hip-hop Muisc.
I think Sound Major put Diplomat on the map.
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A sexual act which requires you to beat the living fuck of your partner, then once they've had enough you begin to have intercourse until they've climaxed
Oh yeah! Just the other day I gave my Cheryl a great Brazilian Diplomat .
by Guapnado January 31, 2018
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When an online stranger, preferably overseas, is intently interested in you for no apparent reason.
"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"

"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
by halfpoe kel January 11, 2012
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When you meet a diplomat who you know is going to give you that good pipe.
“ when I went to the french embassy, I met with my sneaky link to get that diplomat with dicklomat
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