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ding dong bitch 

A female you hate so much that you can't wait to be able to sing "ding dong the witch is dead" about her.
Fucking Nancy keyed my new car, what a ding dong bitch!
ding dong bitch by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020
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ding dong bitch 

A person who rings doorbells and bitches at whoever opens the door.
I need to let off some steam. I'm gonna go play Ding Dong Bitch.
ding dong bitch by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

ding dong bitch 

when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.
Brittany won't open her door...she is being such a ding dong bitch!

Ding dong bitch 

A girl who has promised you that she will become your girlfriend or has led you to believe she will give you sexual favors but does not.

The girl is referred to as the 'bitch' and her act of Jewing you out of sexual promises represents the game 'ding dong ditch' like she rang your doorbell but isn't at the door.
"Dude, did you hook up with that one chick that said wanted your dick more than air?"

"Nah dude. She's a real ding dong bitch."
Ding dong bitch by Ouzts12 January 2, 2010

ding dong bitch 

Kind of like ding dong ditch except for before you ring the doorbell you write "bitch" on a piece of paper and tape it on their door. Then, you ring the doorbell and run. You do this to people you don't like.
Lets ding dong bitch her.
ding dong bitch by weekicks. April 22, 2009

Ding Dong Bitch 

After fucking a guy a woman pulls on his dick and them hits him in the face, make sure you walk away after.
Lets go play Ding Dong Bitch!
They'll figure it out sooner or later.

ding dong ding dong the wicked bitch is finally gone 

ding dong ding dong the wicked bitch is finally gone
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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