digress

To go off-topic.

"Elephants are the only animals that can't jump... but I digress. Back to Physics..."

by Bertha September 21, 2003

Digress

When the fluid levels inside your penis change all of a sudden. The act of cumming quickly and excessively.

My girlfiend jerked me off so bad that I digressed all over her face.

by ozzy4_ever October 12, 2011

I digress

To deviate from the original topic of conversation, to go off topic. Typically one says this phrase when they realized they have gone off topic and decide to return to the original point.

Another definition is to return to an original point.

Man1: Yes yes I know I'm a slacker and an asshole, but I digress. We need to come up with a plan now. (bad example sorry)

George was doing so well with getting his grades up but he's digressed into that bad behavior of drinking and partying all night and not doing any work.

by cloudsgrl October 28, 2010

Ah, but I digress, I really do

A phrase used in order to:
1)sway the topic(salad) being tossed around
2)insult someone

Ha, you suck! Ah, but i digress, i really do.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

i beg to digress

If you are talking, but your first language is not english and you bet to differ.

I beg to digress, mate!

by PLASMAchicken December 18, 2021

Circle of Digression

Imaginary circle one steps or moves into when going off on a tangent during lively intellectual conversation.

They were having a rollicking discussion when he suddenly veered off topic. This was made all the more obvious by scooting his chair over just a tish (titch, skosh, trifle) and announcing that he was now inside the Circle of Digression.

by mcveym+mitchellc May 2, 2011

Digressting

An interesting, engaging way of deviating or wandering away from the main topic or purpose when debating; departing from the principal line of argument, plot, study, etc. in order to confuse the opponent and utilise the confusion by declaring victory after the opponent confesses they do not follow. When an argument in itself is a digression and possibly nonfactual or entirely false, yet holds the attention or curiosity of the observer.

Coined by a Finnish man, who wished to remain anonymous.

His argument was, in the end, merely digressting.

by the_haywire March 20, 2009