dickslapper 

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

dickslapper by jake December 23, 2003

dickslapper 

dickslapper/dickslap
1. Term used to describe a homosexual. They usually enjoy pounding asses.
2. refers to one a less intelligence, used as a come back to a stupid sexual reference.
3. to jerk one's self

That Dickslapper stole my last banana.

dickslapper by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

dickslapper 9000 

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

dickslapper 9000 by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

Dickskipper 

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.

I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.

Dickskipper by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013

Dick slapper 

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

Dick slapper by Forko January 14, 2007

Dicksappear 

When a female on an internet forum stops showing up entirely when she starts a sexual relationship.

Where has Sandra been? She totally dicksappeared as soon as she started dating Mike.

Dicksappear by Tierz June 30, 2009