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Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010
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cant keep you men genatials in ur pants
“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”
by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017
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Take my dick in my mouth

The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.
the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!
by piturca October 18, 2011
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Dick in my hand

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"
by Holden5986 December 18, 2012
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I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
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Dick In My Hand

A phrase used to express an individual's lack of resources, opportunities, prospects, options, etc.
My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.
by BgKen May 7, 2011
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waving my dick in the wind

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
by cockshitballs August 4, 2007
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