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"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

by catsandbeer.com September 20, 2007

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Laugh Your Dick Hard

1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH

Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA

by galen_gris October 26, 2011

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dickerson with his dick hard

Person you see at Smiles, a Go-Go bar in Ledgewood, New Jersey. Spends large amounts of time, and even larger amounts of money, all in a hopeless effort to have sexual relations. Then goes to the Shop Rite and tells everyone how much fun he had there.

Pocono Johnny: What?! The town is worried about the White Castle in Ledgewood because of what type of people it would bring in? Its right next to Smiles! You go in there, you see Dickerson with his dick hard!

by billtaylor.com February 06, 2005

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pussies wet and dicks hard

Universally sexy. To either gender. But doesn't have to be sexual. Could also be a way to compliment and let the person know they are looking amazing at the moment.

"Wow..... your outfit is killing it"
"Thanks! I was feelin myself in it haha"

"You making all the pussies wet and dicks hard tonight"

by Yowelcum February 02, 2017

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