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When a male inbetween the ages of 75 and 95 masturbates so hard the skin on his penis slowly starts to come off but because the male is so old it does not come off normally but rather falls off and turns into small little dandruff like flakes known as dick dust.
Oh shoot! I gotta go sweep up my Dick dust again!
by rattamatt September 15, 2012
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The crap you try to cough out after smoking way too much crystal meth.
My throat is sore from choking on all that dick dust.
by dirtleg May 15, 2016
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Damn that motha fucca just gave me a mean dose of his dick dust.

She has been sprinkled with dick dust

you just dick dusted me didn't you.

Under the dick dust spell
by Bubbles760 January 21, 2015
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Dick Dust (verb): The human male act of brushing said male's penis along side some body part of human female in close proximity. Commonly done by middle school boys to girls in science class where both male and female students stand by each other in close quarters playing with beakers and Erlenmeyer flasks.

Not to be confused with the "womb broom" which is the same as the dick dust but where the male/female species role is reversed.
Susy: "Hey, what's that I feel on my backside? Oh, it's just Johnny trying to walk by innocently"

Johnny: "oh, excuse me"

Anthony: "Girl, you just got dick dusted!"
by boonster May 18, 2009
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to be under the influence of one's own gay stupidity. A naturally occurring substance usually caused by lack of sleep or overwhelming moments with friends.
Did you guys see Jake tattoo that dot on his ballsack? he must be high on dickdust!
by reightouswood23 May 10, 2010
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The residue left behind from a hot night of sex that dries and flakes off your cock
There's dick dust all over sheets from that slut last night
by J sweet March 16, 2009
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