Dick Swag
1. How Good the male sex game is or is not .
2. An attraction towards the female anatomy.
3. Can be used for lame ass males .
2. An attraction towards the female anatomy.
3. Can be used for lame ass males .
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dick swag
The direction a male has to lean to either the right or left when urinating free hand to maintain a constant urine flow into the toilet bowl. Every male has their own personal dick swag.
Last night was crazy man, I don't know what happend but I had to piss down the hall and around the corner to maintain my dick swag.
dick swag by Matt Romans February 14, 2006
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Big Dick Swag
When a guy looks like the average asshole or worse, but somehow has the hottest girl and the most confidence. He consistently out performs other men whilst simultaneously appearing to be an unattractive nimrod.
I can’t believe that chick is gonna marry him. He’s old and she’s hot. He really out kicked his coverage He must have real big dick swag.
Big Dick Swag by Shafe98 July 14, 2018
Dick Swagger
A dick that has overall BAMFness, coolness, and the ability to give fangirls and fanboys boners that go to the rings of Saturn.
Dick Swagger by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011
Dick Swagger University
The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.
That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!
Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.
Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.
What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.
Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.
Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.
What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.
Dick Swagger University by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011
Dick Swagger
As i walked into the bathroom i did a little dick swagger for my wife while she got out of the shower....
Dick Swagger by FPLMD October 19, 2010
Dick Swagger
1. When a man acts like a dick to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.
2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.
2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.
1. Girl: "Tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major dick swagger."
2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."
2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."
Dick Swagger by scuba329 September 10, 2011
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