dick dew

Refers to pre-cum occasionally excreted from the male penis to be used as lubrication during intercourse.

Hey Bill... what the fuck is that on your hand... oh my god, it's Dick Dew!

by EternitySpent August 24, 2007

Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

by Zapgourley August 09, 2020

dew dick

a male who receives mountain dew ball shrinkage as a result of drinking a sh*t ton of mountain dew.

i. e. john has dew dick!
i.e. mikey where are your balls!? do you have dew dick?

by i’m a silly badgirl September 09, 2019

Dew Dick

The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."

-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"

-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."

-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"

by Dr. suckonmydewdickbiotch February 15, 2011