dick cream 

The liquid that dribbles or shoots from the penis, after coitus.

She swallowed every drop of dick cream.

dick cream by IcebergSlim May 2, 2006

Dick Cream Cone 

When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!

Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!

Dick Cream Cone by SlopNChop February 22, 2017

Dick Cream Sandwich 

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

Dick Cream Sandwich by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

Churn-free Dick Cream 

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

Churn-free Dick Cream by I like coffee March 30, 2008

Cream Dick 

To cause a male to climax to a point of sperm, or 'cream', coming out of their knob.

"Emmah totally made Conor cream dick last night."

Cream Dick by Mikiea May 6, 2016

Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut 

An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it

"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"

-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!

Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut by DRiZZ KiD September 4, 2016

cream cheese dick 

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

cream cheese dick by THEBIGO August 11, 2006