any dick does the trick

Often paired with the other term "any hole's a goal", states how any male with functioning genitalia is worth going for. mostly used by women, but hey, its a free country

"girl, that guy has been eyeing you down for an hour now"
"he isn't even cute"
"girl, any dick does the trick".

by Xx_memelordpussyeater42069_xX July 28, 2017

Trick Dick Licker

The adjective word for a ignorant white person who is speaking offensively about minorities.

Gabe: That trick dick licker said he can't speak Mexican.

by Marvin Lagarda August 11, 2011

Trick Dick

When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.

I’m glad she isn’t into porn because this “Trick Dick” is paying dividends.

by SneakerP November 24, 2021

dick tricked

When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.

Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.

by Rynesdad1 December 28, 2016

Stupid dick tricks

Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u

There goes D.K doing stupid Dick tricks again .

by Orting honey June 30, 2016