"And I'm hearin' you letting yo' health slide these days; and yo lady's dicked up, and you contracted to AIDS" -Ja Rule
by Cadbury The Wiseman October 10, 2013
When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
by Fkdover February 24, 2023
dicking up or to be dicked up
to get the shit beat out of you ludacris-ly bad like a ridickulously bad obnoxious beating
to get the shit beat out of you ludacris-ly bad like a ridickulously bad obnoxious beating
by sir dicks a-lot July 11, 2008
by UpaBrick February 9, 2020
Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?
Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.
by prof_db January 29, 2021