Quick grab his dick its International dick grab day
by PussyBubble April 15, 2018
National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.
by Booty bandit February 26, 2019
On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
by Wagnax April 13, 2019
On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017
Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
by Yolilboat April 12, 2017
may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)
by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
by BootySockNibba October 13, 2019