Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.
You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
by stogeson September 16, 2009
A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
by Five Finger Dick Punch April 23, 2016
National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.
by Booty bandit February 26, 2019
On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017
by Somc33 December 15, 2022
On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass
Come one come all
Watch out addie;)
Come one come all
Watch out addie;)
by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019
When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.
Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.
by Planet Ryon November 30, 2010