I was about to punch my friend in the face, then he whipped out his penis, and I was like "bro, you have a dic-tac".
by peteypetey September 28, 2014
A person who has a penis smaller than a tic-tac. They usually drive sports cars or Hummers, and love wearing Ed Hardy.
by Mufasa Lives August 06, 2010
by mar'scorpio June 18, 2010