1.
Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!
2.
first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.
second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?
first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.
Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!
2.
first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.
second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?
first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.
by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012
I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"
by Sir_Poopsalot November 20, 2013
"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"
"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."
"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."
by hiddendragon March 22, 2012
Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.
by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
A twice-appeared character from the former MTV sock-puppet show, Sifl & Olly. Deuce was third in a line of "guests" being interviewed in a segment about "Guys Who Auditioned to Be the Drummer for KISS." He represented a panda. It was revealed by the end of the interview that he never actually played drums before, but studies the ancient folklore of the panda. You can find this episode on a DVD collection of Sifl & Olly episodes.
by deuceloosely September 25, 2005
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
by Shay Sights May 14, 2022
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
by Shay Sights May 14, 2022