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Detroit fire drill

Derived from the Chinese fire drill, a Detroit fire drill is a car jacking.
"Hey let's get out of here, those guys look like they want to do a Detroit fire drill.

Detroit Dumpster Fire 

To execute a Detroit Dumpster fire takes a high level of skill. First, cover a woman of lesser morals in flammable massage oil. Once said skeezer is fully lathered, set that hoe on fire. Once she is on fire, jerk off your tiny penis and splooge all over her, putting out the fire. For extra points, upon finishing, throw the rest of your half eaten moons over my hammy from Denny's at her.
Man, last night was crazy!!!! We got Steven drunk and gave him the ol Detroit Dumpster fire!

detroit fireplace 

A fire started with pallet wood in a burn barrel thats been cut in half.

Ventilation holes in the sides made with a pickaxe are optional.

Invented due to the fact Detroit is Sarejevo compared to, well, Sarejevo.
1: You guys wanna fire up the detroit fireplace tonight? I got pallets!

2: Man, its cold! Who let the detroit fireplace burn out?
detroit fireplace by reemusk November 19, 2010

Detroit Firefighter 

When a man lights his pubic hair on fire and his partner must extinguish the flames with his semen.
Hey Douglas I'm gonna pull a Detroit firefighter on you tonight!

Detroit firefly 

Similar to a texas firefly, except done with a cigarello, as instead of being skinny and white it's big and black
"Mark hit me with a detroit firefly the other day at the skatepark"
Detroit firefly by @iwannajerkofs8n November 28, 2021
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026