a total jerk. usually has a large nose.
wow, i dont like desi.
why?
because hes a jerk.
by someonewhoisverhonest December 12, 2011
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1. u get a benz when u hit 16
2. u think ur black
3. u say vhat instead of what
3. ur dad owns a convience store or fill-up station
4. uve ever thought twice about computers, engineering, or becoming a doctor
5. ur validictorian
6. youve wanted to have sex your whole life but couldnt find a girl/guy
7. u think ur a pimp
8. u ever said ferrari was going to be your first car
9. ur last name is khan (i jsut knocked out half of pakistan with tht one)
9. u think u can dance (btw for thsoe of u who arent confident in your skills, dont try.. its not a pretty site)
10. have heard 'all u have to do is study' atleast once in ur life
11. u dont kno wat to bubble in for ethnicity on the SAT
ve r' indo-pak and' ve r' gay! representing the gey south asian com-munity!
by husain May 25, 2005
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Also often used as urban slang; a more ethnic term for brother or close friend.
It can be considered the Indian equivalent to the “inoffensive” version of the N-word.
yo desi.

wassup my desi?

my desi got mad connections.

you one crazy desi!

run desi run!
by tdh April 12, 2007
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A way for Pakis and Bangladeshis to infiltrate Indian diaspora and leech onto whatever good image Indians create. Also to subvert dumb NRIs to give statements against India.
There's no such thing as an Indian culture, it's called Desi culture
by VertisVoltas May 18, 2021
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A word used to describe a brown person.
A word only North Indians are allowed to say. They find it extremely offensive if someone else from a different country calls them this. Also Pakistanis are allowed to say this word.
Pretty much the Indian version of The "N" word
Yo, is that brown guy a desi?
by FilledwithVenomFromHeadToToe August 31, 2020
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In Australian slang, a term for an utter fool or a term of abuse for general idiotic behaviour. Also used to describe someone when inebriated. Derived from the name Desmond which is considered an old fashioned name often ridiculed in the manner of Nigel.
"Settle down you desi."

"You are one pissed desi."

"He is acting like a complete desi."

"You desi."
by MarkoGabba October 26, 2006
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A moron who nods the head sideways for both 'yes' and 'no'. Usually spends entire life 'saving' or 'planning' for the future without living, partying and doing what his own heart desires. Almost always is amazed at and envious of any non-desi for living their life the way it makes them happy, without noticing how easy it is. Thinks he can advance in life by kissing up.
Archana is a desi bitch. Fuck her!
Apu from the the Simpsons is a classical desi buffoon.
by Fatih Usta May 24, 2008
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