Merp and Derp's 

Merp and Derp's are usually the best friends in the whole world. They are usually weird, fun to be around, funny, and all around awesome!

My friends all think that me and my sister are Merp and Derp's. best friends weirdo's awesome people sisters

Merp and Derp's by Princess Unicorn 08 Sparkles November 29, 2015

Derp Strength 

1) A term defining a certain super strength or power one has because they are mentally challenged, lacking of mental ability or any other similar conditions. It can be used in many different ways, such as descriptive, insulting, empowering or endearing etc. It can also be said in response to someone getting lucky, or sacking you, in or at something when they shouldn't have been able to.

"Wow, Jonah has derp strength. He picked up two guys at the same time."

"WTH?!?! He hasn't got shot all frikkin day!!! but he has no kills!!! He sucks! but why cant i beat him!!! Hes got frikkin derp strength!!!"

Person 1: "LOOOOL, duuuude, you totally sacked him"
Person 2: "I know man. Its dat derp strength"
All Surrounding People: "LOLOLOLOLOL"

Person 1: "Bro, what happened to your eye?"
Person 2: "Dude, i was walking down the hall, and that mentally challenged dude came up and punched the crap out of me"
Person 1: "Yea bro, you gotta watch out for those dudes. You know they got that derp strength"
Person 2: "Derp strength?"
Person 1: "Yea, you know how mentally challenged people somehow are super strong? Thats derp strength"
Person 2: "Well, i didnt know that, but i do now... *rubs eye*"

Derp Strength by poopybuttoxes March 28, 2013

Derp slap 

Violently thrashing your torso resulting in your arms flinging about and slapping unweary passersby. You must let the movement of your torso fling out your arm, it is not a derp slap if you move your arm yourself.

Maddie and Layne derp slapped each other in spanish class until someone got hurt.

Derp slap by Zesty Pepper August 25, 2011

Derp State 

Someone so caught up in conspiracy theories that they believe everything is a conspiracy.

"You know that the stars at night are fake, right? Everything is a simulation. It's all part of the Matrix "Wake up SHEEPLE!"

"Dude, that is some DERP State talk"

Derp State by Talamascaa May 20, 2020

derp-speak 

The act of speaking stupid crazy ass shit that has absolutly no basis in common reality. What most radical political, social and religious individuals use to communicate conspiracy theories, troll trash talk or the losing side of a political or theological argument.

A prerequisite for becoming a rightwing blog troll is a mastery of derp-speak.

derp-speak by Sam Sara November 21, 2013

derp ssundee 

a character in ssundee's old minecraft intros

bring back derp ssundee N O W

derp ssundee by lil mc chicken August 11, 2021

Derp Squad 

A group of retards in a classroom or a platoon of retards being sent into battle ahead of the regular troops acting as human shields/decoys.

"Yo check that dumb-ass ova myah! He belongs in a Derp Squad no doubt!"

Derp Squad by VikeMe January 12, 2012