Depantcipation Proclamation 

A parental protest against their children's choice of pants. Threatening to take away the choice to wear too tight, sagging, or just plain ugly pants.

"The depantcipation proclamation went into effect the moment you came down the stairs in the stairs in those jeans. Now, take them off and hand them over."

Depantcipation Proclamation by Rychenroller January 26, 2013