Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach

proven to be the happiest place on earth, ina international survey.
Danes pay up to 60% in taxes- but minimum wages are much higher than forexample american minimum wages. so it balances itself out. health care is free, and the personal freedom by far exceeds what many countries allow. (with the exception of the dutch, probably) This does not in any way increase drug use, not crime or violence.
Also, Denmark actually have much milder winthers than many of the U.S. states.

Small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. The country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then US) there is barley any crime, if something happens, EVERYBODY knows about it

1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills

* Danish spelling is Danmark

Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest ones are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand.

Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.

Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)

The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.

In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.

During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.

Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.

Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D

Denmark, is a quiet country. Not everybody are racists! In fact, there aint many. Though of the Mohamed drawings wich should never had been published!

In Denmark, we do often eat sausages (populair called "langelaender poelser" It means long sausages). My dad do often watch football in the tv while he is eating "langelaendere", drinking beer, and the neighbor is comeing over for some yelling at the bad football players.

Girls are goodlooking! Thin and many blonds :) But watch out boys, cause there are many FAKE BLONDS!

People are nice to each other, and though we dont know each other, most people say hi if you meet this person on the street and get eyecontact. Well, some dont respond or dont care.. But people are nice :)

Denmark is the best country in the world to live in, hence the excessive amount of swedes wandering the streets of Copenhagen, hoping to get a voucher for free citizenship if they buy enough Tuborg or Carlsberg(danish beer).

The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent).

Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes don't go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and they're afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census)

Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter.
Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.