This is an African Americanmale, usually of a dark complexion very attractive usually called to perform sex services. A splackavellie
Hey Hey hey...dont cry baby...the Chocolate Cake Delivery man is here ready to give you that chocolate bar..with that smooth creamy Cocoa Butter...that natural protein to give your skin that morning glow...
What happens after a delivery person figures out someonenever tips no matter the service. Usually a loogie or a few pubes in the Pizza.
Shaquisha: I never tip the delivery guy they ass supposed to do they job and get me pizza, They don’t deserve nothin extra.
Daquan : I used to think like that too boo till the delivery driver gave me some extra ingredients a few times...Delivery Mans Revenge.
When you have deliveries coming out your ears & you've been abandoned by your work colleague & feels like your sinking in quicksand your in delivery sand
'Thanks for leaving me in deliverysand mate'
'I can't help you right now I'm sinking in deliverysand'
'Couldnt even answer my phone, I was up to my armpits in DeliverySand'
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.