I know that you don't give a fuck about Delaware, and I can understand why. But here is what I have to say about your state:
Alabama- too Southern. Full of the KKK and white trash.
Alaska- beautiful. But I think that a thrill seeker might not like it.
Arizona- I'm sure that its very lovely, but I have no intention to go there.
Arkansas- see above.
California- you people make me laugh. Learn how to drive.
Colorado- very beautiful state, actually. very impressive.
Connecticut- eh.
Florida- Learn how to drive while you are getting your face fixed.
Georgia- Oh boy. How exciting. I always like to visit cities that were burned by the yankees.
Hawaii- It makes me somewhat uncomfortable to know that I can only fly or swim to the nearest land.
Idaho- one word= potato.
Illinois- one word= Packingtown.
Indiana- eh.
Iowa- eh.
Kansas- bring me a tornado, please.
Kentucky- eh.
Lousiana- considering that your main city was wiped out, there is nothing exciting about Lousiana.
Maine- eh.
Maryland- somewhat exciting.
Massachusetts- historic, but is there anything modern?
Michigan- eh.
Minnesota- eh.
Mississippi- what a stupid name, but i guess it fits.
Missouri- eh.
Montana- see Arizona.
Nebraska- population, like, 2?
Nevada- prostitutes and losers. how exciting, considering 85% of the land is owned by the government.
New Hampshire- eh. probably a lot of fun for people who like to ski.
New Jersey- wow. it's a lot of fun, but learn how to drive.
New Mexico- nothing to say, because all the funny men with black moustaches and tacos will get mad.
New York- its a lot of fun, but polluted. Learn how to drive.
North Carolina- eh.
North Dakota- see above.
Ohio- Rock n Roll, baby.
Oklahoma- see Kansas.
Oregon- I'm sure it's very nice.
Pennsylvania- I like it, it's very amazing. But Philadelphia creeps me out sometimes, and you need to learn how to drive.
Rhode Island- man, I didn't know that anything could be worse than Delaware.
South Carolina- see North Carolina.
South Dakota- see North Dakota.
Tennessee- I'll keep it in mind if I ever want to be a hillbilly.
Texas- Too Southern, and too big.
Utah- I know that Mormons don't practice polygamy, but its fun to joke about them.
Vermont- see New Hampshire.
Virginia- I love Virginia, it's very exciting.
Washington- volcano me, plz.
West Virginia- incest and coal mining rocks.
Wisconsin- population, like, 2?
Wyoming- population, like, 2?
Alabama- too Southern. Full of the KKK and white trash.
Alaska- beautiful. But I think that a thrill seeker might not like it.
Arizona- I'm sure that its very lovely, but I have no intention to go there.
Arkansas- see above.
California- you people make me laugh. Learn how to drive.
Colorado- very beautiful state, actually. very impressive.
Connecticut- eh.
Florida- Learn how to drive while you are getting your face fixed.
Georgia- Oh boy. How exciting. I always like to visit cities that were burned by the yankees.
Hawaii- It makes me somewhat uncomfortable to know that I can only fly or swim to the nearest land.
Idaho- one word= potato.
Illinois- one word= Packingtown.
Indiana- eh.
Iowa- eh.
Kansas- bring me a tornado, please.
Kentucky- eh.
Lousiana- considering that your main city was wiped out, there is nothing exciting about Lousiana.
Maine- eh.
Maryland- somewhat exciting.
Massachusetts- historic, but is there anything modern?
Michigan- eh.
Minnesota- eh.
Mississippi- what a stupid name, but i guess it fits.
Missouri- eh.
Montana- see Arizona.
Nebraska- population, like, 2?
Nevada- prostitutes and losers. how exciting, considering 85% of the land is owned by the government.
New Hampshire- eh. probably a lot of fun for people who like to ski.
New Jersey- wow. it's a lot of fun, but learn how to drive.
New Mexico- nothing to say, because all the funny men with black moustaches and tacos will get mad.
New York- its a lot of fun, but polluted. Learn how to drive.
North Carolina- eh.
North Dakota- see above.
Ohio- Rock n Roll, baby.
Oklahoma- see Kansas.
Oregon- I'm sure it's very nice.
Pennsylvania- I like it, it's very amazing. But Philadelphia creeps me out sometimes, and you need to learn how to drive.
Rhode Island- man, I didn't know that anything could be worse than Delaware.
South Carolina- see North Carolina.
South Dakota- see North Dakota.
Tennessee- I'll keep it in mind if I ever want to be a hillbilly.
Texas- Too Southern, and too big.
Utah- I know that Mormons don't practice polygamy, but its fun to joke about them.
Vermont- see New Hampshire.
Virginia- I love Virginia, it's very exciting.
Washington- volcano me, plz.
West Virginia- incest and coal mining rocks.
Wisconsin- population, like, 2?
Wyoming- population, like, 2?
by spasticpancreas April 2, 2008
nothing fun to do, except for main street, movies, getting high and drunk, parties, and dewey|rehobeth|lewes beach in the summertime. there's tax free shopping, and it smells kinda weird here too..
to sum it up: its boring as hell.
to sum it up: its boring as hell.
by rawrr! :] May 23, 2009
A mid- Atlantic state that was the very first state of the union. Normally made fun of because it’s small Delaware has a very big range of diversity in the most northern county you’ll find the shitty ghettos of Wilmington and the trashy town of new castle many people believe that this is all of Delaware. But below the c&d canal you’ll find Townsend Delaware which looks to be some sort of off brand Carolina. Apart from the bustling north part of the state the southern counties of Kent and Sussex are way different here you’ll find that lots will have southern accents and have farms. The eastern part of Sussex county is a tourist trap for all the Pennsylvania morons to go to. So next time you visit Delaware don’t think that new castle county is all we are.
Pennsylvania fag: You tryna go to rehomo beach and bang other dudes?
Pennsylvania fag 2: shit yeah I love Delaware
Pennsylvania fag 2: shit yeah I love Delaware
by Theassman88 August 18, 2019
northern delaware is the shit, slower lower delaware is a bunch of hicks. i don't like hicks very much.
by me April 14, 2005
Dull-aware
descriptive word for the state of Delaware, where nothing happens and we have a female governor that looks like a man
descriptive word for the state of Delaware, where nothing happens and we have a female governor that looks like a man
i live in Dullaware
by KGBspy February 2, 2004
The second smallest state in the U.S.A, and one of the most boring.
Nicknames include
The First State- Named because it was the first state to ratify the Constitution
The 302 (in reference to the area code)
The diamond state- Has to due with its value as a strategic location along the sea
The Blue Hen State- Given for the Fighting Blue Hen Cocks that were brought in the 1700's
The Small Wonder- Due to it's size and beauty of its southern landscape
Deleware is also a unique state to where half of it is more "City folk" and half is "rural" and "Hick"
Nicknames include
The First State- Named because it was the first state to ratify the Constitution
The 302 (in reference to the area code)
The diamond state- Has to due with its value as a strategic location along the sea
The Blue Hen State- Given for the Fighting Blue Hen Cocks that were brought in the 1700's
The Small Wonder- Due to it's size and beauty of its southern landscape
Deleware is also a unique state to where half of it is more "City folk" and half is "rural" and "Hick"
by The302 April 6, 2010
I went cross-country skiiing in Delaware, and I nearly died out there it was so cold. A friendly family took me and when had a Delaware Blue Hen chicken, cranberry dressing, and some homemade cherry pie.
by Saints October 19, 2003