Decorative towels 

1. Sams stupid fucking towels no one is allowed to use

2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.

To check for freshness, she smelled the decorative towels

Decorative towels by Aries7777 January 11, 2017

Decorative Towel 

Towels that the woman (or feminine man) of the house hangs up for decorative purposes (normally seasonal). You can not dry dishes with them, dry your hands with them, use them after a shower, or look at them too hard unless of course you want to get bitched at.

Woman: Honey where did my decorative towel with the cute snowman go?
Man: I used it to dry off the dog
Woman: WTF!?! THOSE TOWELS ARE TOO NICE FOR YOU TO BE USEING THEM FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!
Man: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THIRD BLACK EYE YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO!!!

Decorative Towel by Fugus June 13, 2012