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knock em dead 

to do amazing and make people super impressed >:3
"Knock em dead darling (・ω<)☆" Mettaton winked at Frisk.
knock em dead by im_temmie September 24, 2019

Knock em dead 

Do great, succeed, achieve above and beyond expectations
Johnny is nervous about his Recital.

"Knock em dead boy, you'll do great" his mom yelled from the car.
Knock em dead by Kotus May 21, 2011

spread 'em dead 

undertakers like to spread 'em dead.
spread 'em dead by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

keep'em dead 

When you're in a fight and you try to get up and someone ends you.
Dude did you see craige in that fight he was keep'em dead.

Dead-Empress 

Tumblr user dead-empress owns one of the basic blogs I've ever seen, but it always in my dashboard. With over 20k followers, dead-empress has become an overnight sensation, and her atheistic bullshit is ruining my life
"Who is the basic blog on my newsfeed?" "Oh, that's dead-empress, I don't know how it happened but I'm following her. Basic as fuq"
Dead-Empress by ertj November 15, 2014

dead emu 

a bedraggled or miserable looking mass
"Ben, you are such a dead emu today!"
dead emu by Accountsarecool526 December 14, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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