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Dayshorts 

1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Kool-aid.

2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.

Adult WoW geek pisser-pants male day shorts are seldom or never washed and have "mystery" stains that can be readily seen with a black light.
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's drooler in his Dayshorts? Man, that kid had his beaner baby briefs saggin, dirt-neck showin, and his face all messy-snotty, spilling Kool - Aid out his sippy cup, and trying to find his mama!


-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my Dayshorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
Dayshorts by moydog March 9, 2009
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Drysports 

Fucking no one knows. Is it a fetish? A nightmarish horror where it places thousands into danger? A made up word? Who knows! Because Tumblr sure doesn't either!
Stacy's been in a constant turmoil for the past month. She's been claiming she's searching the meaning of drysports, and we're worried for her well being.
Drysports by Literallyfuckingjesus January 8, 2020

dayshorn 

Dayshorn is a real thurl person who with the shits he goofy person with a bad temper and a freak
A real one is dayshorn he really down bull the shit foreal
dayshorn by Dashfrmhp July 16, 2017

Day-shorts 

1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.

2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.

To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!


-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
Day-shorts by moydog March 14, 2009

dayhorse 

A bad dream iduring daylight hours. Derived from the term 'nightmare', the opposite of 'night' is 'day' and the opposite of 'horse' is 'mare', hence the term 'dayhorse.'

Lends itself to the verb, 'dayhorsing'; someone who is in the process of having a bad dream in the day time.

"Oh look, Jimmy is dayhorsing again."

Someone who has regular dayhorses is known as a 'dayhorser'.
Johnny had a really terrifying dayhorse after lunch.

Oh look, Jimmy is dayhorsing again.

Mickey is a right dayhorser when he eats Weetos for breakfast.
dayhorse by Dermy D Turbo May 28, 2014

dayhorse 

A bad dream iduring daylight hours. Derived from the term 'nightmare', the opposite of 'night' is 'day' and the opposite of 'horse' is 'mare', hence the term 'dayhorse.'

Lends itself to the verb, 'dayhorsing'; someone who is in the process of having a bad dream in the day time.

Someone who has regular dayhorses is known as a 'dayhorser'.
Johnny had a really terrifying dayhorse after lunch.

Oh look, Jimmy is dayhorsing again.

Mickey is a right dayhorser when he eats Weetos for breakfast.
dayhorse by Dermy D Turbo May 28, 2014

daddy dashorst 

hes the best daddy ever
student 1: "Who is that teacher, hes so hot!"
student 2 :"Thats daddy dashorst ofcourse!"
daddy dashorst by a non cool guy November 4, 2022
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