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Dwimplepeen 

An event when a young kid turns 13 years old and they get older and everybody throws confetti at them.
I remember my dwimplepeen. There was such much confetti that I still find some of it in my clothes!
Dwimplepeen by Agent Tony Gunk October 6, 2016
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Attention-seeking proponent of Darwinian evolution who lacks the courage to publicly debate proponents of other theories of our origins.
Richard Dawkins, Eugenie Scott, and other Darwin-defenders were invited to debate the Intelligent Design theorist, but it turns out they're all a bunch of darwimps.
darwimp by Warren Grommett June 26, 2018

Dwimplepeen 

A holiday that occurs multiple times a year in certain central California drug addicts social circles. Dwimplepeen is a time of indulgence and hedonism. Massive amounts of Crystal meth and heroin are consumed. Dumpster diving and recycle or scrap metal collection occurs immediately after the illicit chemicals are abused. Hording of broken and or semi functional electronic devices is common. This drug fiend holiday is often looked back upon with great nostalgia and fond memories.... If they can remember.
Dude last trimester's dwimplepeen was fucking outta control. I snorted a rail of Crystal the size of my pinky and went beserker scavenger on some recycles. I was so flailed I had to smoke some heroin and get smacked up to calm down and proceed with the festivies.
Dwimplepeen by Stew Pidassal March 31, 2020
a small lemming like herbivore, very similar to a cat in character.

a mong-like person with stenchy body odour, which can burn ones eyes right off, and greasy hitler like hair
i love walking in the country, look over there Jill... theres a dwimp.

fuck me look at that girl shes such a cum pig dwimp!

john you're such a dwimp
dwimp by cumpiglet April 29, 2010

Dwimplepeen 

Female ejaculent.
After great sex with Camille, Brian’s cock was covered in her dwimplepeen.
Dwimplepeen by Ih8pandas February 9, 2019
dumb ass in my presence
"help me there is a DAIMP here"
DAIMP by hyt March 17, 2008