David Su

David is the type of guy with the smallest respect for anyone else possible. He carries a phone with a 40 megapixel camera but never uses it unless he wants to make others look bad. Even though he thinks he’s top shit because he takes Scholarship MAC, CHE, and PHY, he someone still manages to not get course endorsed or level endorsed at the easiest levels. During CTE you can usually see him wasting his time with a project that’ll never be completed and with the space to his right being taken up by a plastic container. During lunch, he can often be seen hanging out with some very smart people just so he can boost his IQ. He also doesn't participate in traditional "waterfall events" as he has "already done it multiple times before". He also doesn't like it when people are having fun. This is the type of guy who likes to CTRL+W to little boys who like to play boxhead. In his spare time he enjoys to play Fortnite and at the end of 2020 he’ll get the shit tasered out of him.

Boy 1: "Yo hold up. Is that David Su?"
Girl 1: "Yeah I think it is. Can you believe that he doesn't like doing waterfalls?"

David Su by lukeydukey2294 August 11, 2019

David Suzuki

(noun)

Term named after the Canadian environmentalist and celebrity
David Suzuki.

The term refers to simply NOT FLUSHING THE TOILET after taking a piss.

By not using excess water from multiple flushes, one can 'save the planet' one piss at a time.

This often results in acrid bog water. The likes of which can sting the nostrils if strong enough.

Whoa, whoa, don't flush that just yet...I'm pullin' a David Suzuki.

David Suzuki by Dekkoy March 2, 2009

david suzuki

David Suzuki is a Canadian geneticist, host of the CBC's Nature of Things, and one of the most trusted activists in the environmental movement. However, his support of the anthropogenic global warming theory, corporate sponsorship, doomsday predictions, and aversion to debate suggest that he is a self-serving junk scientist.

David Suzuki scared me into becoming an environmental scientist and now I know he's full of shit.

david suzuki by notatard November 7, 2007

David Suzuki

The environmentally conscious fellow who reusues condoms for more than one use in attempt to lessen the amount garbage he produces on a weekly basis. By reducing his sum latex waste, this fellow can not be blamed for the deaths of many innocent animals at the hands of a one-use condom.

Kate: That Frank, he is such a great guy!
Liz: Why's that?
Kate: He cares so much about our environment! He recycles everything! He is a true David Suzuki!

David Suzuki by Old King Clancy April 22, 2009

david sutherland 

the act of pooping on someones penis and then licking it up with ones tongue. then giving them a dirty sanchez with a piece of dog shit. and after that drizzling cum all over their face then getting an std from kelci.

giving your partner the ol' david sutherland.

david sutherland by THE NIGG March 31, 2009

David Suzuki

An excellent Canadian environmentalist, advocate for the Earth, very intelligent.

Without David Suzuki, we'd be totally screwed.

Yay, David!

David Suzuki by Joel67 April 22, 2005

David sucks balls

Wow David sucks balls

WOW David sucks balls

David sucks balls by RIDQ May 8, 2020