David or "Dave" is a proper noun meaning "thebombdigity." David is the smartest person you will ever meet and will become a millionaire if he isn't already. If you ever meet a David that some people call Dave... you're in for a "whole new world."

David is the most intellectually sound human being in the universe.
I met David the other day and it was the greatest day of my life.
by K1ngKe1th March 06, 2017
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David's amazing. He can light up any room he walks into. He's got the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen. And a stunning smile. He's strong, talented, &has a great sense of humor. He can steal anyone's heart. He knows what to say when someones down&always sticks up for what he believes in. He's the most caring, loving, and forgiving person you'll ever meet. You'll never meet anyone like him. He's real and will always tell you the truth. He kicks ass in baseball. Gives the best hugs and kisses. You'll always remember David. He's beautiful&special in every way. No one can make your heart pound like David can.
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A person who is superior to you, ie. a boss, a commander, a parent.

David also means a person who is better looking and can kick your ass.
I am David, no one dares mess with me.
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David always seems like a person who is quiet at first but actually is a really cool guy. He's really shy and doesn't show how awesome of a person he is because people don't give him enough chances or talk to him. Chances are, if you see a David, you'll have to be the person to talk first to get the conversation going. Oh and David's have big dicks.
That new kid is so quiet.
Well duh, he's a David. Let's talk to him.
by Hayley11204 November 12, 2013
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David is the guy who you can always trust with anything. Within a minute of nearing him you feel like you an share the world with him. He has the most beautiful eyes and smile and always knows how to cheer you up. He loves you with all he has and won't let go. Keep David. Don't let go of this one. He's special
1: is that David?
1: don't let go of him
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David is outgoing, loving , and an amazing person overall. he is the fuuniest person i know and the most kind hearted. he is an amazing friend/boyfriend ever. he might not always respond but hes worth it so if you got one, keep em.
"yep that Davids mine ."
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David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling. David will give all of himself to his passions and goals. He gives so much of himself to others, I hope he remembers to give to himself too. His heart is a beat to keep time to. David's

very presence grounds everyone around him and reminds them why they're here. He grants you the clarity, through few and highly impactful words, to see yourself and whatever situation you're facing more clearly than you did before. David sees through the bullshit and seeks the real. He seeks the truth. There is no one I would rather have on my team than him. He brings a light to the world that cannot be found in anyone else. You'll find yourself grateful for every moment spent with him. He will light up your whole world. He will become everything you've ever looked for or sought after. It might take you a long time to see it and realize it, but when you do, you'll never be the same.
Person: Where does your soul travel to at night when you sleep?
Me: With him. With David.
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